(Source: mydeargun)

"But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?"

— Mark Twain

(Source: the-bitchextraordinaire, via mmommyslittlemonster)

worldofbulldog:

WorldofBulldog

worldofbulldog:

WorldofBulldog

(Source: missdmd, via ms333)

(Source: alexleefitz)

With your sharp tongue
I got stung
And you’re laughing like it’s fun
But I got swoll’
And now I’m sprung
Actin’ dumb
You should see what you’ve become

glamourandgrenades:

ACK! ACK! ACK!

glamourandgrenades:

ACK! ACK! ACK!

(via ms333)

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

(via conceptualme)